The Lunch Table

Okay, I have been getting really annoyed. Everyone is fighting to get a seat at the lunch table! It's like, come on people! Really? Is it that big of a deal? I mean, I do know how sitting alone on the edge feels when everyone's laughing and you're all left out. But I do remember the beginning of the year, when we had room, and we always sat at the same seats everyday. It was so nice. But now, I rush to get my stuff in my locker once math class is over and then I practically run outside to the doors, then I always keep a foot on the stairs so that I can get up fast. Isn't that stupid? It is! But is there anyway that we can stop this? Is there? So, please, comment with anything. Stories, complaints, ideas, anything. Because we all know how it feels, right?
Especially when people try to squish onto a bench that is meant for 3 people. Only.

Pick-Up Lines

Okay, I just have talk about this. My friends and I have been making lists lately, a lot of lists. The one we made in math class today was about pick-up lines. We've been trying really hard to think of them, and they're so corny, they're funny.

You see, pick-up lines are very confusing. Some men use them because they actually think they're going to score with women because of them. Some guys use them just to break the ice or make a girl laugh. I just have to say, pick-up lines should be icebreakers ONLY. I mean, if used correctly, pick-up lines can be great for getting a girl to talk to you. But if you honestly believe that some girl is going to be attracted to some cheesy pick-up line that you probably just got off the internet, you are derranged, and the girl is only going to walk away.

Anyway, here is the list of all the lines we've come up with so far. Don't be afraid to comment with your own.

1. I need a band-aid because I scraped my knee falling for you.
2. I must be dead because you look like an angel.
3. You must be a library book because I'm checking you out.
4. Are you tired? Because you have been running through my mind all day.
5. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
6. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
7. Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
8. Your dad must be rich, because your eyes are like diamonds.
9. I lost my number. Can I have yours?
10. So, you're a girl?
11. Are you on fire, because you're smokin' hot.
12. Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?
13. Did you just trip me? Because I think I fell for you.
14. Call the police, because you've stolen my heart.

Obviously, my friends and I do not use them!!!, we just think they're funny.

Just To Make It Official

I have a feeling no one will understand this and once they're finished reading this they'll be really confused.

Christina = Speaker of the House/The Big Sasquatch
Savannah = CEO/Horses of the Wind Sasquatch
Britney = Chairman/Green Mountain Sasquatch
Ava = Vice President and Background Guy/Big Mouth Sasquatch
Monique = Co-co-CEO/River Sasquatch
Julia = Treasurer/Imaginary Sasquatch
Jennifer = Co-CEO cubed/Curly Sasquatch
Allison = Bob (at first Chuck, demoted to Sally, demoted to Philip, then raised to Bob)/Sasquat

If you don't get it, don't worry. We don't either.

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I'm kind of regretting this blog. Why, you might ask. Because I told my friends about it and now whenever I complain about something they say "Blog about it". It's really annoying. But you know what, I WILL blog about it, so ha! I really don't know why I posted this. I guess I was bored. Um, anyways... bye.