Pick-Up Lines

Okay, I just have talk about this. My friends and I have been making lists lately, a lot of lists. The one we made in math class today was about pick-up lines. We've been trying really hard to think of them, and they're so corny, they're funny.

You see, pick-up lines are very confusing. Some men use them because they actually think they're going to score with women because of them. Some guys use them just to break the ice or make a girl laugh. I just have to say, pick-up lines should be icebreakers ONLY. I mean, if used correctly, pick-up lines can be great for getting a girl to talk to you. But if you honestly believe that some girl is going to be attracted to some cheesy pick-up line that you probably just got off the internet, you are derranged, and the girl is only going to walk away.

Anyway, here is the list of all the lines we've come up with so far. Don't be afraid to comment with your own.

1. I need a band-aid because I scraped my knee falling for you.
2. I must be dead because you look like an angel.
3. You must be a library book because I'm checking you out.
4. Are you tired? Because you have been running through my mind all day.
5. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
6. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
7. Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
8. Your dad must be rich, because your eyes are like diamonds.
9. I lost my number. Can I have yours?
10. So, you're a girl?
11. Are you on fire, because you're smokin' hot.
12. Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?
13. Did you just trip me? Because I think I fell for you.
14. Call the police, because you've stolen my heart.

Obviously, my friends and I do not use them!!!, we just think they're funny.