The Food Wars

Well, there is a new battle commencing in the Allamuchy School cafeteria. But no, it does not have to do with any caddy girls getting mad and moving somewhere else to go talk about people behind their backs. This fight has to do with the age old battle of the sexes, girls vs. boys. Yes! It is the eighth grade boys (except for Justin) against the eighth grade girls (Christina, Ava, Savannah, Britney, Julia, Jennifer, Monique, and me) to see who can throw the most food at each other's back without letting the teachers see. Turns out, that part is really easy, since they never watch us anyway. But this has been getting really intense, like when Ava kept hitting Jas with food no matter where she threw it. And also when someone hit Meaghan with food. The thing is, sometimes The Food Wars are acted out between our table. Like when Christina kept throwing freaking m&m's at me, so Savannah thought it would be hilarious to throw goldfish at me too. But I have deflected an m&m (even if it hit Britney's eye). So you know what, it's on. (Well, I really don't have any aim, so maybe it's not so on)

Boys... (Again)

So... I know I've gone over this topic a million times already, but... DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO TELL IF A GUY LIKES YOU OR NOT?????? Like, seriously, I have no clue! Is it when they look at you, or smile at you? When they joke around with you? How do you know? Please, can someone explain?!?!

Crushes

Okay this is it!! I am officially tired of having crushes! Not that I've had one up until now. I just feeling like making this real.

But you all know what I'm talking about, right? Those people that you think about all the time. The ones you dream about at night. The people who don't even know you exist. And it sucks. Because here you are, hoping (maybe even praying) that this one person would just look into your eyes and realize that you are the one for them. But it never happens. And then soon, you start developing this bad self-esteem, like, "He doesn't like me because I'm not pretty.", or "If I was smarter, than he'd go out without me." So, you're basically destroying your lovely self over one person who probably isn't worth it anyway.

And I am speaking from personal experience, so I know what I am saying. And I bet you all agree with me. So here's what I'll do, and I encourage you all to do the same. For now, just keep telling yourself that you are better than every guy (or girl if that's how it is; I don't judge) out there, and one day, the one person who is totally worth suffering for is going to sweep you off your feet before you actually start suffering. Because it's true.

Boys...

My point of view about them,

Boys are okay, I mean they can be annoying, I MEAN REALLY annoying or they can be really nice, I have met guys that are nice in Allamuchy but in Saint Johns, there are alot of them that are nice, boys don't bother me much except when it come to "Girls", OMIGOSH! It's soo annoying how they flirt so much with the girl he likes in class and everything and you just wish the guy would stop agreeing everything the girl says or laughs at everything she says when it's not funny at all and ASK HER OUT ALREADY! I mean it's SO AVIOUS like a dumb kid would know already! I've have always wanted a guy as best friend to change it up alittle but thats not going to happend in this generation. And also when a girl ask a guy who he like just answer her! Instead of saying something like I don't know (even though you SO do). and i hate it how guys be mean to you because you don't know if they like you or there're just being jerks. I love it how when a girls knows who a guy likes and all they say is "ummm.... no" haha guys, were not stupid as you think we are. i wish guys weren't perverted because you don't know if they like you or your body.... awkward but true. Thats pretty much or i have to say about boys :) I hope you agree with me :P

um...

Well, I don't really have anything to say. I just felt like putting up a post for the sake of putting up a post.... Wait! I think I got it! Boys! There's a lot to say about them, so why don't I just use most of this space to say what every other girl is thinking.

First of all, they are so confusing! I mean they say one thing, but they actually just mean another thing! Like, they might say, "You're so funny", and to me that's a compliment that might mean that he likes me, but you know what he's actually thinking, "She's so funny". Well, I guess that's my fault for over-reading things, but sometimes it works the other way. They could make fun of you, when they actually like you, but how are we supposed to know! I mean, if someone liked me, I would want to know, right? But instead of telling you, the act like they don't.Well, actually, girls kind of do that more, and they expect the guy to realize they like them, even though it's probably virtually impossible to know from those signs.

And don't you hate it when they make fun of you? Like, we get it enough from our friends, we don't need it from you. Or what if they think they're funny, when in reality, they are absolutely NOT. They say things that they expect everyone is just going to crack up from, but it's like, no, just no. Then again, girls do that too. But more boys than girls. Definitely. And I'm pretty sure the people who know me know who I'm talking about, but I won't say any names.

God, boys frustrate me so much. It would be nice if they all just went away, but I guess there are some nice boys out there, just not in Allamuchy.

Well, that's all, I guess. See ya.

Pick-Up Lines

Okay, I just have talk about this. My friends and I have been making lists lately, a lot of lists. The one we made in math class today was about pick-up lines. We've been trying really hard to think of them, and they're so corny, they're funny.

You see, pick-up lines are very confusing. Some men use them because they actually think they're going to score with women because of them. Some guys use them just to break the ice or make a girl laugh. I just have to say, pick-up lines should be icebreakers ONLY. I mean, if used correctly, pick-up lines can be great for getting a girl to talk to you. But if you honestly believe that some girl is going to be attracted to some cheesy pick-up line that you probably just got off the internet, you are derranged, and the girl is only going to walk away.

Anyway, here is the list of all the lines we've come up with so far. Don't be afraid to comment with your own.

1. I need a band-aid because I scraped my knee falling for you.
2. I must be dead because you look like an angel.
3. You must be a library book because I'm checking you out.
4. Are you tired? Because you have been running through my mind all day.
5. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
6. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
7. Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
8. Your dad must be rich, because your eyes are like diamonds.
9. I lost my number. Can I have yours?
10. So, you're a girl?
11. Are you on fire, because you're smokin' hot.
12. Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?
13. Did you just trip me? Because I think I fell for you.
14. Call the police, because you've stolen my heart.

Obviously, my friends and I do not use them!!!, we just think they're funny.