Just To Make It Official

I have a feeling no one will understand this and once they're finished reading this they'll be really confused.

Christina = Speaker of the House/The Big Sasquatch
Savannah = CEO/Horses of the Wind Sasquatch
Britney = Chairman/Green Mountain Sasquatch
Ava = Vice President and Background Guy/Big Mouth Sasquatch
Monique = Co-co-CEO/River Sasquatch
Julia = Treasurer/Imaginary Sasquatch
Jennifer = Co-CEO cubed/Curly Sasquatch
Allison = Bob (at first Chuck, demoted to Sally, demoted to Philip, then raised to Bob)/Sasquat

If you don't get it, don't worry. We don't either.

The Evil Neighbors

Okay, here's a scary story.
There once was three families who lived on a coulde-sac as neighbors. There was a family at the end of the road that consisted of a husband, wife, and daughter, plus their pet dog, Brownie. On one side of them was a nice family of a husband, wife, son, daughter, and two dogs. On the other side of them was a mother and a daughter. And they were crazy. Sometimes the pet dogs in the neighborhood would go on the crazy ladies' lawn, the owners would pick up after them of course, but the crazy ladies got mad. They started swearing and saying stupid things like, "I'm a trained sniper", and "I'll poison your dogs". The family was scared and mad, because no one should ever threaten their dogs. One day after the bigger family came back from vacation, the crazy ladies threw cat poop on their lawns because they found brown spots on their lawn. Another day when everyone was out, the crazy ladies called difus on the smaller family saying "she is left alone all day to fend for herself". They wanted their child taken away because of brown spots on their lawn! Needless to say, one of the families took them to court, well, not like federal court, but it was court. Maybe justice will be served and the crazy ladies will be taken away in straight jackets.

By the way, court is October 29th. I can't wait!

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I'm kind of regretting this blog. Why, you might ask. Because I told my friends about it and now whenever I complain about something they say "Blog about it". It's really annoying. But you know what, I WILL blog about it, so ha! I really don't know why I posted this. I guess I was bored. Um, anyways... bye.

uh....

I just got a cold. And I don't care if that isn't the most exciting thing you've ever heard, because right now, I am blowing my nose every 2 seconds. It sucks. I've got a headache, my throat is dry, scratchy, and mucus-y (or however you spell it). I have to breathe through my mouth, so I don't get tempted to blow my nose or else I'll get, like, a million nose bleeds. I just feel miserable. I mean, I have a huge mound of used tissues right next to my labtop. It's really gross. Oh.......... My nose hurts. It could just be allergies, since I'm allergic to almost everything in nature, but I usually just a runny nose. Not the whole package. I just want to rest. Okay, well, no one probably wants to hear anymore. Remember, eat your veggies, respect your elders, and don't get colds!!!!

Hello World!

Greetings Earth, the human race, and any robots that feel the need to read this blog. My name is Allie. I like to read, write, do nothing, and other stuff. The reason I started this blog is because I have a lot to say and no one to say it to (well, no one that will listen). So ha! It looks like it will be you who has to hear me rant and rave about how much I don't like certain things. And I'll try to keep up with this as much as I can, but as I am a lazy perfectionist (oxymoron) there might be times when I don't say anything for a while. Bare with me. And I am completely new at this, so please don't yell for any mistakes I may and will make. I do not like yelling except when it's me doing it. Oh well, then. See you all next time...