Showing posts with label scary. Show all posts
Showing posts with label scary. Show all posts
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
scary video
Today in health class I was forced to watch this apallingly scary video on pregnancy and childbirth. It was a cartoon. I know, it already sounds bad. You know what it was called? "Dr. D's Birds and Bees: Countdown to Baby" *shudder* First of all, the Doctor was literally the letter D. Second of all, there was these two kids in there that didn't really move, they just alternated between two facial expressions. Also, there were these weird cartoon, stick-figure-ish, green people portraying the mother and father. And they didn't have any clothes on. I can never look at a stick-figure the same way again. And we got to see the green stick-figure baby come out of the mother. That was gross. And to top it all off, there was a song. A rap song. Dr. D sang it. It was actually quite catchy, but I will forever have nightmares of letters singing about babies being born. This movie critic will have to give it two thumbs down, but I will also give it five stars as a horror movie. I was incredibly scared.
Thursday, October 15, 2009
The Evil Neighbors
Okay, here's a scary story.
There once was three families who lived on a coulde-sac as neighbors. There was a family at the end of the road that consisted of a husband, wife, and daughter, plus their pet dog, Brownie. On one side of them was a nice family of a husband, wife, son, daughter, and two dogs. On the other side of them was a mother and a daughter. And they were crazy. Sometimes the pet dogs in the neighborhood would go on the crazy ladies' lawn, the owners would pick up after them of course, but the crazy ladies got mad. They started swearing and saying stupid things like, "I'm a trained sniper", and "I'll poison your dogs". The family was scared and mad, because no one should ever threaten their dogs. One day after the bigger family came back from vacation, the crazy ladies threw cat poop on their lawns because they found brown spots on their lawn. Another day when everyone was out, the crazy ladies called difus on the smaller family saying "she is left alone all day to fend for herself". They wanted their child taken away because of brown spots on their lawn! Needless to say, one of the families took them to court, well, not like federal court, but it was court. Maybe justice will be served and the crazy ladies will be taken away in straight jackets.
By the way, court is October 29th. I can't wait!
There once was three families who lived on a coulde-sac as neighbors. There was a family at the end of the road that consisted of a husband, wife, and daughter, plus their pet dog, Brownie. On one side of them was a nice family of a husband, wife, son, daughter, and two dogs. On the other side of them was a mother and a daughter. And they were crazy. Sometimes the pet dogs in the neighborhood would go on the crazy ladies' lawn, the owners would pick up after them of course, but the crazy ladies got mad. They started swearing and saying stupid things like, "I'm a trained sniper", and "I'll poison your dogs". The family was scared and mad, because no one should ever threaten their dogs. One day after the bigger family came back from vacation, the crazy ladies threw cat poop on their lawns because they found brown spots on their lawn. Another day when everyone was out, the crazy ladies called difus on the smaller family saying "she is left alone all day to fend for herself". They wanted their child taken away because of brown spots on their lawn! Needless to say, one of the families took them to court, well, not like federal court, but it was court. Maybe justice will be served and the crazy ladies will be taken away in straight jackets.
By the way, court is October 29th. I can't wait!
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