I need a boyfriend

You all know what I'm talking about, right? I mean, I read books. A LOT of books. And most of them have to deal with the same thing. A pretty girl who usually fades into the background (who might have had something tragic happen to her) meets a guy who opens her up and makes her the best she can be. Well, now I'm starting to wonder, "Why can't this happen to me?" And I even felt this way when I was little (those freaking Disney princesses). Also, to add insult to injury, there are only 6 guys in the eighth grade! And (no offense to any of them) they're all idiots! So then you start thinking, "Well, if even an idiot doesn't want me, I'm probably completely unwanted!", which really isn't true. So I really need a boyfriend. Because I am still bored!